womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!

by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010

designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake

dam bro she’s a designer snake.

by yktv764 June 11, 2019

snake's suspenders

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

Cheese Snake

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

Work Snake

Someone who has done the homework but pretends they haven’t when you ask for it.

A person who refuses to give you the homework or help out with work because they don’t want you to succeed.

Stop being a Work Snake and help me out with the work.

by uncensored black dog April 29, 2022

Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018