The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020

Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
by Rjyanta March 7, 2020

Someone who you love and don't want their feeling to be hurt by calling them a name because they are very insecure but have no reason to be you call them a silly seal
by ees September 1, 2017

by MineOwedWu's July 2, 2021

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

A person who only works on the big jobs. They ONLY work on high budget jobs so they can negate responsibilities. The individual has no drive and no passion for what they do. They are comparable to a drone just going through the motions of life.
Man! Tyler has been on this job from the very beginning. He will probably stick it out to the end. He's just an absolute gravy seal! Look at him barely go!!!
by Narcissist Francis June 11, 2024
