rule 34

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.

guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!

by hentai-holic June 12, 2011

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010

solmes rule

Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.

Solmes Rule applies everywhere: look at your circle of friends or at Hollywood

by Beeeeep June 22, 2008

rule -2

Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2

by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

Rule 76C

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)

Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."

by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 8, 2011

2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.

Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?

by deadw8 May 30, 2010

Rule 33

The rule before rule 34

What rule is before rule 34 i forgot. Oh its rule 33

by Sussy-amongballs69 April 21, 2022