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mars

the coolest person you'll ever meet :0
mars is just way to cool
by all snazzed up December 14, 2022
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Mars

the best person in this whole wide world.:33
person: yk mars?
You: OMG YESYSYSYEYSYSYSEYSYSYSYEEWYSYSYWYW
by silly little Garfield March 28, 2023
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Mars

a person that‘s a slay. Eats up everything at everything they do and never leaving crumbs.

When they breathe they eat and eat the whole cake. Is as beautiful as planet mars. If you get a mars know that they’re better than any snickers and twix. If you ever betray them just know that they know that you touched that damn bounty. They will beat you up and quit friendship with your disgusting shit. And if they don’t i‘ll just tell you now: IF YOU BETRAY A MARS WITH A BOUNTY YOU ARE DISGUSTING SHIT.
All in all Mars is a wonderful being and y‘all should respect or i‘ll spit in your ugly ass bounty bar <3
mars so swag i wish i was like that
by mars supremacy August 14, 2022
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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
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Mars

Hey how's mars?

Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.
by The_Gego November 22, 2021
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mars

a gay little mess of a person. sarcasm is his first language and sometimes lands him in trouble. he likes to mess around with his friends and piss people off. he's pansexual and on the ace spectrum though he makes too many sex jokes for that to be believable. he might say fuck a little too much and talk a little too loud sometimes but we love him. he's quite strange if you know him personally and will threaten to murder or stab you at the slightest inconvenience. so don't let him have scissors. not a good idea. though he's pretty chill, his looks have failed him. he's not the pretty one of the group but he still gets bitches. mars is life's great mystery and I don't think he will ever be solved. so fuck off. :)
person A: dude isn't that mars's like third partner this year?
person B: and it's only June smh
person C: how????
by alicethebitch July 17, 2022
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Mars

they are the most beatiful person ever, a blast to be around and queer as fuck. They are very special if you have a mars in your life never let them go
Look at Mars, theyre so hot
by jay the faggot November 20, 2021
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