Last days of school

Last day of school if you like more than one person you have to pick who if you only like one then ask them to do something with you. On your last days of school.

You: hello it’s the last days of school
Crush: hi I can’t wait
You: it’s the last week of school and I was wondering if you want to do something

Crush 💭: who do I pick

Crush: uhmmm sure that sound like fun
You: ok cool let’s go

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

Last Cup Queen

A person, typically of the female variety, who is the clutch player in the game of Flip Cup or Beer Pong.

Joe: dude, that chick over there is a total Last Cup Queen.
Mike: you mean Ariana?
Joe: no, definitely not Ariana.

by Ari's Mom June 9, 2018

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Joes last name

Mom,
Full name: joe mom

Joes last name joke is Usually used a insult to people named Joe.

by Gustav vasan December 5, 2019

Last Bullet Syndrome

Occurs mostly in fps games where a person has a gun or a similar projectile based weapon. The person reloads everytime he depletes some of his rounds (but never fully) even if they shot just one bullet.

Person 1: *Has 50/100 bullets left in a magazine. Reloads. Shoots one bullet. Reloads again*
Person 2: ,,Why are you reloading so much?"
Person 1: ,,I have last bullet syndrome."

by RickTheBlack January 19, 2021