italian suit

Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit

he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~

by DaddyNikias May 3, 2019

Italian Manicure

When a person ejaculates from an old fashioned and it drips down the performers hand, across their finger nails.

She took every ounce out of me. The last of it dripped and gave her an Italian manicure.

by Toolazy69 April 24, 2019

Italian stallions

Large group of Italian people

Dude: yo dude, wouldn't you say that neighbourhood is mostly Italians?
Guy: yeah, looks like a herd of Italian stallions

by Catfish994 July 30, 2017

italian torlillas

This word is a great way to explain a very geourgous dick. you say it as a compliment to men.

Ex :

me : Damn U have such a italian torlillas!
him : thaks ur wap is also great!

by wapppppppp yummy February 15, 2023

Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic

by Official Flav February 15, 2023

Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

Italian egg

An egg from Italy

Steph is being an Italian egg

by Eggieeees December 3, 2019