Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 25, 2023

Funk up

When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.

Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.

by ShibbyChiz September 10, 2022

Funk Booty

Funk booty means funk booty

"Trickster is very Funk Booty."

by indicolite December 12, 2021

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.

After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays

by d_leet December 25, 2016

funk head

An awkward social situation where an individual touches or smears something that smells funky on the head or face of someone else, thus giving them funkhead. Often, others can then smell the "funk" on said individual.

What's that funky smell, did someone give Mark funk head again?

by Tonycanuck99 July 3, 2007

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016