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Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017
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batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.
Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman
by Matthew Cameron August 16, 2008
mugGet the batmanmug.

Holy tactics, Batman!

A phrase used by the nerf (or foam-flinging) community to describe or express modifications/attachments that make blasters tacti-cooler or nerf-related products that are exceptionally tacti-cool. Popularized by retired but extremely respected Nerf Youtuber Coop772.
Is that a nerf landmine?? Holy tactics, Batman!
by oakeer August 21, 2024
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batman

NANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!
I LOVE BATMAN
by herro i a dictonary March 6, 2017
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We Be Batman

A way to say you and your friend are way cooler than everyone else within earshot.
Random person: "Who do you think you are?"
You and your friend in sync: "We be Batman."
by S0m3whatS1mpl3 January 22, 2019
mugGet the We Be Batmanmug.

Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat
Hey it Batman and his bird and cat
by Small dick energy April 24, 2019
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Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!
i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!
by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024
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