Shaftsity Belt

Noun A belt, or similar object, that prevents a Shaft Watcher from looking at your cock.

Pronunciation- Shaft-city Belt

I made a Shaftsity Belt to prevent my ex-girlfriend from staring at my cock.

by Murder Zone December 25, 2009

Belting off

Belting off is the equivalent of when a man is jerking off, as in "Taking off their belt" in a way.

"I was belting off earlier" -John

"What the fuck." -Stranger on the street

by AngryOrganism July 25, 2024

belt

A deadly weapon in your daddy's arsenal.
One wrong move and poof, gone.

Dad: hey kiddo, want to get hit by the belt?
Kid: no daddy, please!

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023

River Belt

The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.

by Owen Crash November 16, 2021

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

Sausage Belt

A belt of man sausage....duh

Oh man, I forgot my belt - Here take my sausage belt

by Sausage Belt April 25, 2020

Belt of the fat lad

Jenny was in a very bad mood, and Seamus declared......"she could do with a belt of the fat lad.

She needs a good belt of the fat lad

by Von flufflepuff the turd May 28, 2022