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sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad
That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet
by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
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Trainee sitting

Trainee sitting - The process of "babysiting" PSD trainees, keeping them from abusing, sabotaging or doing bad stuff.
"I feel like im Trainee sitting the new trainees, they just break the rules so much and I have to tell them how to do thier job well."
by MnaBad July 24, 2021
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do a sit-up

insult delivered to that fat douche bag who just won't shut the fuck up
fat douche bag: dude you can't do that for shit

maddog: go do a sit-up you fat shit
by DUDL3Y February 16, 2010
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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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sit-down

Among some lower-socio-economic segments of society in the South, a polite way of saying "using the toilet to defecate", which is generally considered much politer than more common expressions such as "taking a shit".
Student/inmate in a juvenile reform school to his dorm supervisor: Can I use the restroom?
Dorm supervisor: Do you just need to pee or do you need to have a sit-down?
by Mild7 February 28, 2021
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Super Sit Up

When one sit ups so hard and fast they lawn chair themselves and it's hilarious
"I was hanging with Wyatt yesterday and you know him. Fitness nut. But then it happened."
"..."
"..."
"!?!"
"..."
"!?!?!?!?..."
"..."
".....!?!??! What happened??"
"HUH?? Oh what? I spaced out"
"What happened yesterday?"
"Oh Wyatt super sit upped and popped his back. Hes kinda stuck at home now"
"...I hate you"
by RetributionVII June 29, 2018
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Sit on face

A action where a woman sits on a man’s face. I don’t know what else you want me to say
“Sit on face babyI can’t add mine cuz

“ok…”

“Ty mommy” like I know what yall love
by Lilhitler January 24, 2025
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