(RE:)tard

Stupid people who forget to delete the annoying (RE:)'s in a replied message.

Jessica's a lazy ass (RE:)tard!

by Comton Ass Kelsey February 29, 2008

Couche Tard

(Couche Tard is all over Quebec...don't forget the rest of us!)

Dude, lets take a trip across the bridge to the Couche Tard and pick up a two-four!

by brydeoh April 10, 2005

Tard

A shortned v. of the word retard used as an insult towards people who are idiotic.

often used with a t-shape hand singal

Ben Barret you f**king "Tard", how could you get that wrong you "tard"

by Spooony February 8, 2005

/b/tard

1:A white, adult, male, virgin usually suffering from some form of autism

2:One who pretends to be a hacker, although they're only capable of DDOS attacks on websites through sheer numbers, and occasionally defacing a myspace page.

True hackers crave recognition, after all.

3:One who hides behind anonymity so as not to be exposed for the sad, lonely, obese, gollum-like creature they truly are.

Def 1

Dude: "why doesn't he ever make eye contact?

Dude 2:"he must be a /b/tard."

Def 2

"gb2/b/ n00b!"

Def 3

"without /b/ i'd never experience any social interaction, thanks 4chan!"

by HeroicNigra March 26, 2008

Fuck-tard

to be completely idiotic

Dude, you're such a fuck-tard!

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

ruh-tard

Very much similar to the word retard however the "ruh" portion is usually said with a "retarded" accent thus giving a greater impression of retardedness. Used to mock and mimic.

ManAssLover: OMG how great is man-ass.
Str8Dude: STFU! "ohhhh look at me i love man butt." You are such a ruh-tard.

by LazyNinja562 September 22, 2009

Couche tard

A convenient insult combining the words Douche bag, couch potato and retard. Coincidentally, also the name of a popular chain of convenience stores in Quebec, Canada.

"Is that mine?"

"No, it's his's"

"his's?!? That's not a word. You're such a couche tard"

by aliwashere October 23, 2008