sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

by SheaHiStepn August 13, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

Rusty Swing Set

Noun.
A gathering of swinger senior citizens (typically nude and involved in coitus).

"Yesterday, at the beach, I went to break up an old person fight, then immediately evacuated when I realized it was actually a rusty swing set..."

by Matthew End March 16, 2013

Don’t swing them They Tinder

Don’t swing them they tinder originated in Philadelphia from Ty aka ovo6tim in reference to throwing paper trash bags into the trash truck during abatement work when it’s raining outside because the bags will burst

Yo the bags busting

Don’t Swing them they Tinder!

by Ovo6tim March 06, 2024

Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else

Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.

by Sexydimma November 22, 2024

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

swing nut

The act of swinging your dick around while ejaculating.

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.

by Flapy Nong Wodd November 07, 2023