poop suicide

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

by coghkf November 20, 2018

Cause Of Suicide

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010

French suicide

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag

Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?

by US organization of healthcare April 4, 2017

Suicide Circle

Usual highway roundabout. Called so because if travelled through too fast, your car will have the tendency to (a) fly over the outside curb, or (b) if you open the door to reclose or have Suicide doors, if you fall out, the rear tire on the drivers side RUNS OVER YOUR HEAD, thus comitting suicide by automobile.

Jim: i hate suicide circles, they fail.
Joe: For sure, its suicide if you go too fast.

by McPenis September 23, 2009

suicide circle

where you sit in a circle of three of more people and each person shoots the one to the left or right of them... (yes, we know it doesn't work)

Dude, life sucks. Want to have a suicide circle?

by Danidoo July 5, 2010

Vegan Suicide

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018