Flying Squirrel

Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.

"this is going to feel great...FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
-end sex-

by Special Ops Squirrel October 2, 2009

Dirty Squirrel

a person that is oftentimes strongly attracted to the opposite sex and horny like a hoe. dirty squirrel

Taylor is a dirty squirrel

by that one guy D November 18, 2009

TIT SQUIRREL

Someone who is both equal parts asshole and awesome. Tit squirrels make excellent frienemies.

Most days I love my tit squirrel, but some days I'd like to punch him in the balls.

by Domtron February 11, 2008

squirrel pockets

one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.

"look at that girl with them cute squirrel pockets on her face."

by fffffffffffffffff May 4, 2007

Purple Squirrel

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

rabid squirrel

To ejaculate into someone's anal cavity. The subject then defacates the semen into your mouth.

She gave me the rabid squirrel last night in exchange for the rusty trombone.

by shaggy October 26, 2003

Flying Squirrel

Humble, but stunningly talented. Starts off on the ground, but reaches impressive heights.

At first, I wasn't very interested in the job, but then I found out that the company is flying squirrel.

by Clara Anderson May 9, 2011