a person that is oftentimes strongly attracted to the opposite sex and horny like a hoe. dirty squirrel
by that one guy D November 19, 2009
Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.
by Special Ops Squirrel October 02, 2009
by Domtron February 11, 2008
one with large cheeks, with big, cute dimples
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.
resembling a squirrel storing acorns in their cheeks for later.
by fffffffffffffffff April 26, 2007
The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.
After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.
by JJ Bridge September 21, 2006
by shaggy October 27, 2003
At first, I wasn't very interested in the job, but then I found out that the company is flying squirrel.
by Clara Anderson April 19, 2011