squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

rattled squid

When a person qualifies to be BOTH rattled in the sense of frustration, and a squid in the sense of seafood

Jordan and Jamie are rattled squids

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Squid Games

When you're so poor you'll do anything for money/food.

Example: It got real Squid Games up in here. We caught the new roommate stealing food out of the fridge on the camera in the kitchen.

Example: You gotta work all day Sunday doing massages after your worked Monday-Saturday as a handyman in your building? You must be Squid Games hungry. Are you doing rub and tugs?

by WillTalksShit January 12, 2023

Der Squid

A. One's best friend who is a girl.

B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness

Der Squid is my best friend
Der Squid is so silly.
DER SQUID! blub blub

by Der Bobby December 14, 2010

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women

She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid

by zone6zay June 18, 2018