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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
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hoboken squat cobbler

Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
The party was going fine until Jamie gave everyone the hoboken squat cobbler.
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
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d squat

Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.
I did a d squat on my boyfriend's dick to mark my territory.
by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014
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Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
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squat cobbler

A type of fetish involving a fully clothed adult sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Extreme versions of the squat cobbler exist such as acts involving tears (cry baby squats).
squat cobbler...you know what squat cobbler is...
by shakkkkaaaa August 28, 2016
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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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squat cobbler

A man who sits in a pie and wiggles around for sexual arousal.
"I bet that Randy is a Squat Cobbler "
by Whoretism August 29, 2016
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