Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Sponge

A discord admin who has traded his sleep for Ape $ex Legends.

Quit being a sponge - stop apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020

The Freshman sponge

When a thick freshman uses all 13 holes on her body for her partners sexual pleasure.Then she dry s up all the nut juices that cameout

She let me do the freshman sponge on her.An hour for each hole

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick October 23, 2018

Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

by Britteyface July 17, 2009

Sponge tongues

The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics

Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me

by Theblackpsycho November 1, 2018