spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016

Ryan Spears

A bitch.

Ryan Spears

by The Ryan Spears December 9, 2022

Spear

One of Goldberg's finishing moves. He was like, the founder of the move.

Spear!!!! Goldberg hit Lesnar with a spear!!! A spear from out of nowhere!!

by Wrestling Man January 23, 2017

The Spears Effect

An effect where any song remixed with Britney spear's hit song "Toxic" instantly makes it a better sounding song.

Why does Astronaut in the Ocean sound only good with Toxic? The Spears effect, that's why.

by wungabunga January 27, 2022

spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.

Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.

by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016

Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.

"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"

by MisterGoose September 12, 2020

Spear year

When you have a melt down and go full Britney

It all got a bit too much for her and she did a Britney. Fucking spear year

by Keeniskeeno June 10, 2021