Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

Vedder Speak

A deeply poetic language spoken by an ancient 1990's showman. It sounds exactly like how you would thought plaid would sound.

"REEE UHH..RAMMAHAMMALINGLONG.
MOTHERHUBBARDSDINGDONG! Ooh..yea!"

Oh, Vedder Speak. Such a poetic language. Never change.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 04, 2019

I speak keyboard...

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qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
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zaxscdvfbgnhmjklqwertyuiop
qsefthukoawdrgyjilzxcvbnm
qaswedfrtghyjukilop
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i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022

omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".

- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"

by Kateuka April 21, 2017

Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english

slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin

by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023

tweak speak

The unique individualized verbal language of tweakers, aka , meth - dope fiends.

Tweak Speak: "Do you think my life is Fucked Off? Well, It aint cause - Jack Nicholson - at the end of, "The Shining", Yeah that was fucked off.

by November 25, 2021

Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks

^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...

by Yononimo April 20, 2018