Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.

Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.

by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023

National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.

Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….

by swv8 November 1, 2023

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far

Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023

pigeonhole someone

to categorise someone

he was getting it into the ass when i walked in on him but he actually wasn't gay at all. U shall never pigeonhole someone so early. Some people just like anal, but that is okay even if your gay

by flobil November 15, 2023

to shed someone off

used to encourage the recipient to cut a person out of their lives. usually when the person to be shed exhibits traits of benevolent sexism, and could be described as not funny or boring; a stickler for the rules.

To shed someone off:

Aw Shannah man, shed him off he's got no craic

by 666paul666 December 20, 2023

someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Rewarding someone for something inherent

Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?

Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023