Soggy West Virginia

When you release your "special fluids" on a close cousin.

I went to the family reunion and soggy west virginia'd my cousin Mary Sue.

Soggy West Virginia by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011

soggy paddle 

A sweaty ballsack sagging and sticking to your leg.

Mid June in East Texas is soggy paddle primitive.

soggy paddle by Adam Shakira May 5, 2014

Soggy Santa Hat 

When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning

This Soggy Santa Hat is the symbol of our love for Christmas

Soggy Santa Hat by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014

Soggy Hiss 

An intoxicated female trying to say her name

"My nammme is Soggy Hiss"

Soggy Hiss by Crumpler September 19, 2015

Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

Soggy Hood by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015

soggy meat 

When a male ejaculates on his penis. It is then called soggy meat.

After jerking him off, Luke really likes playing with Kenny's soggy meat.

soggy meat by TipToez September 7, 2016

soggy meatball 

When a pitcher cannot throw very hard, so he rainbows the ball!

When Jeff throws BP he only throws soggy meatballs!

soggy meatball by Ellis Jemingu February 17, 2018