soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

Soft roper

A man that can't get an erection. A loose puzzle.

He's a heavy duty soft roper.

by Farmerdeanv February 4, 2022

Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.

"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"

by Jorbecca July 18, 2016

Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021

Soft Apple

A bruised face or body from being slapped or beaten for pleasure, usually done by a sadist for their masochist partner in a BDSM scene.

Instead of a hickey, he gave me a soft apple, and now all my friends think I'm in an abusive relationship.

by Jacques0AY October 5, 2018

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021