When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.
by BV927 May 26, 2019
Get the Tug n' Slugmug. The unfortunate event when your duvet rolls into a folded mound inside your cover leaving with you a slither of bedsheet to cling to as you shiver like a dog shitting razor blades.
I woke up last night with a duvet-slug smothering the central portion of my body whilst my extremities were covered by a pathetic area of bed sheet..
by Ciara444 December 16, 2011
Get the Duvet-slugmug. The equivalent to a lady tea bagging. When a snail trail is applied directly to another's face, or the vaginal discharge commonly associated with being aroused is smeared onto someone's face through contact with the vagina.
by batshitcrazycatlady August 10, 2017
Get the slug facemug. by Araminthia November 10, 2021
Get the Slug Rubbermug. Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024
Get the Lowrider Slugmug. by slippery slug June 10, 2019
Get the Slugmug. A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.
“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”
by Worker86 March 31, 2025
Get the Worker Slugsmug.