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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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The Slittening

That time that Dan and Phil raised a ton of money for Palestine and rewarded us by Dan shaving an eyebrow slit into Phil live on stream January 30 2024. The favor was returned a month later when Phil chaotically shaved a slit onto dans face on video.
We have never been the same since the Slittening.

The Slittening gave dip and pip some much needed edge, too bad they let them grow back
by selfawarehamster May 25, 2024
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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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Roof Sitter

"Roof sitter" refers to a Group of Black Poor people with bad credit scores. A Roof Sitter does literally nothing & They often consume "Red 40". A Following of events to unfold without actively participating or taking a proper precaution. This term can imply someone who is black and stupid, choosing to watch from a distance rather than engage directly with poor black poor people will leave you shambles.
During the heated debate, Tyrone remained a roof sitter, preferring to listen to both sides rather than express his own opinion.
by gayartstudent420 July 7, 2024
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The Shittening

When a person is exposed to gross incompetence on a repetitive basis to such an extent that they themselves undergo a dramatic and sudden decrease in their own competence.

Etymology: First used in the early 21st century, it is believed to be a colloquial inversion of "The Quickening" from The Highlander science fiction series in which, when one nearly-immortal highlander defeats another, they gain all knowledge and power possessed by their vanquished opponent.
"I'm afraid that if I have to trudge through fixing yet one more piece of garbage work I might end up going through The Shittening myself."
by Fessie September 26, 2024
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Inter-smitten Fasting

Being so in love with someone that you skip meals in order to spend time with them, or don’t eat until you’re with them. It also refers to being so full of life that you don’t feel the need to eat.
I’m wasting food because of my daughter’s inter-smitten fasting. She has a new boyfriend.
by Coe2018 December 10, 2024
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Gay sitting

A casual sitting posture where a person sits on the ground with legs spread wide apart, often leaning back slightly or slouching in a relaxed and comfortable manner
by Naursine August 12, 2025
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