salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

salem by clapback September 24, 2004

Salem Witch Trial 

A sexual act. What you do is, dunk a girl\'s head in a toilet, and as you do it, you pound her, all the while screaming \"she\'s a witch!\" And occasionally flush to give her air. If she is found innocent, she will be freed, if she is guilty, she will be burned at the stake.

Dude, last night I picked up a chick at a club and performed the \"Salem Witch Trial,\" turns out she was a witch.

Salem Witch Trial by Ronco, the brand new god April 26, 2005

salee 

A girl who fucks over awesome artist types.

Guy 1 : hey so what happened to your girl brother?
Guy 2 : she fucked up
Guy 1: uh oh, did she salee?
Guy 2: yup
Guy 1: ah , dick move

salee by myhk January 22, 2009

2 Day Yard Sale 

The act of shitting on someones chest and then fucking them. When this is complete you amaze them with another everything must go sale, and then you puke on their face just before you shoot your load of hot sticky cum all over the puke.

I was fucking this bitch last week and she made me take her to a "2 Day Yard Sale". I shit on the dumb cunts chest and then fucked her brains out. Just when she thought I was finished I puked all over her face and then busted a nut on my still steaming partially digested food.

2 Day Yard Sale by Mayor J October 6, 2008

rummage sale 

the act of a man rearranging his manhood.

"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."

rummage sale by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009

rummage sale 

the act of a man rearranging his manhood.

"dude, dont puff-puff pass after your rummage sale! wash your hands bro."

rummage sale by stendhalsyndrome April 20, 2009

Yard Sale Cookies 

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.

So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?

Yard Sale Cookies by Disaster77 September 20, 2010