When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.
by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017
I have to go squirt the oyster
by Shaymans balls March 13, 2021
noun: When you take white cake frosting, take food coloring and make separate frosting colors of the rainbow, frost inside of a woman's vagina with it, then perform oral sex on her while licking the frosting out until she squirts.
by TheKing0320 April 23, 2022
When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.
by Jersey Nick June 09, 2021
When a female (or male) achieves a high enough level of adrenaline the body converts it to pleasure, thus causing an expel of bodily fluids of a sexual nature.
by Why_it_is_i_Jimbles_Notronbo March 08, 2016
Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
by SMP.PFK April 02, 2022
When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017