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rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
mugGet the rug ridemug.

The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.
Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
by plxsma February 9, 2023
mugGet the The Faze Rug Walkmug.

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