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Roastin Marshmallows

Smokin Roxikodone M30s
Im feelin good kuz i was jus sittin around the kampfire roastin marshmallows but ima be feelin better after this blunt
by Phuck Yew January 21, 2010
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Nut Roast

The act of shitting in a condom. Freezing the package. Then peeling it and proceeding to fuck one's self.

Normally carried out by filthy hood rats, but often as a gay act of love!
That girl's fanny was minging man. Smelt like she'd been nut roasting herself!
by Discharge Dan April 27, 2011
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beef and two roast veg

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003
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Pig Roast

A popular American custom for feasting at family get togethers, wherein a whole pig is roasted for everyone to chow down on along with other pot luck items.
Mr. Gentile loved the pig roast, but Jacob just stuck with the potluck dishes (Isaiah 65:3-4).
by Jacob Israel May 27, 2009
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The Roast Game Theory

1. The theory of who the child is, when he or she was born, and when he or she was slaughtered and eaten as a "Christmas Roast" for not believing in Christmas. It's a theory based on the fact that families literally ate their own children as their "Christmas Roast" after slaughtering them for not believing in Christmas from 1998 to the summer of 2017.

2. A catalogue series on YouTube, Bitchute, and Archive.org to show evidence of where the child was slaughtered by obvious blood stains, even before that, it was based on the smell of inside the house, because humans like children, smell like a dead pig.
Just like Darwin's Theory of Evolution, The Roast Game Theory is a plausible theory.
Just like Evolution is a fact, The Roast Game is a fact too.
by BM99 January 17, 2019
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roastbeef

wordFrench/word derogatory slang for the English
The smelly wordfrog/word caled me a 'roastbeef.'
by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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