Ron

verb (rons, ronning, ron'd)
to senselessly knock one player off course with no regard for your own well being, traditionally occurring in a game of golf with your friends, yes your friends in particular

"It's ball to ball contact." -Ron 2k18

Aw man I just got ron'd. You're in need of a good ronning.

by SkaHero March 13, 2018

Ron

A fat israeli dick that won't follow the jewish eating rules or shit, a guy that talks to all the teachers in order to get good grades and actually succedes. Someone that has a chin as big as a cow and a moustache that will grow to being like Hitler's. A guy that always wears a combination of red, blue, and black. Sometimes he brings a blue shirt and thinks he's cool.

Let me bite you Ron!

by iamanapplepen April 03, 2019

Ron

Someone who is a salakau leader and very chad like figure

Wow he is so handsome and strong he must be a Ron

by johnnysins420gg November 24, 2021

Midnight Dirty Ron

When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.

I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!

by ronnnaddon June 08, 2017

Ron Meltinson

Someone that leaves a deposit with fake bank details

‘Your such a Ron Meltinson’

by Ababab October 01, 2020

Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016

Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump

Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed

by RhattyMcfly October 29, 2020