Reasonabalize

To change or modify something to show it as more reasonable.

We asked Craig to bring some hot girls to the party... Craig asked us to reasonabalize our expectations.

by SpinningAssassin April 18, 2011

reese's cock pop

Stick your dick in a jar of creamy peanut butter then in a bag of miniature chocolate morsels. Carefully place your cock pop near your partners face and let the fellatio begin...

"Hey guy's...I came up with a new one for Urban Dictionary..."
"Yeah? Whats that?"
"I call it the Reese's Cock Pop"
"Its not in Urban Dictionary already?"
"Nope".
"Geez...Your kids have only been out of the house for 1 day......"
"Yup..."
"OK...what is it...?"

by the real keyser soze March 3, 2014

Reasonable scrolling distance

The distance (usually measured in swipes) that a lazy American will scroll down a webpage or social media feed before giving up.
Often used with the preceding word "beyond" or in the acronym RSD

Bob: did you see my tweet?
Joe: naw man, it must've been beyond reasonable scrolling distance

by Einstine August 17, 2015

Reese Bell

She is the most sexiest woman to walk on this earth. She may seem indecent on the outside but is daring and has a dark side on the in side. She has a good complexion and many freckles. She eats a lot but doesn't gain weight. She is very insecure but very outgoing. She has a boy best friend who is exactly like her but the opposite gender. If you get the chance to meet a Reese, either become her best friend, date her, or marry her.

"Hey, is that Reese Bell over there?" "Yes! It is let's go ask her out"

by Oh Whale 🐋 June 26, 2017

Reese

likes girls(jk). fine asf and brownskin. Awesome dancer and cheerleaders. Eats dogs🐶

Reese is asian 🙃

by Anaiyah 💖 December 6, 2019

reasons why liv is the epicest qt

So Liv is your bff and the epicest qt, name every good thing about her-

1. She's my best friend -w-
2. She's also my father / daddy uwu
3. She can make people nut just by sending the right GIFs
4. She has ginger hair
5. She looks out for her friends
6. She is very funny ha ha
7. She relates to me quite a lot
8. She has freckles
9. She has a very epic voice
10. She is very swag at PvP
11. She's a very epic gamer
12. She's a very epic builder
13. She has a very epic bf
14. She's very good at drawing
15. She's very epic at dirt biking
16. She has a very big WAP

Jacob: Why is Liv the epicest qt?
Mally: The reasons why liv is the epicest qt are...
Jacob: I was kiddi-
Mally: Ahem...
Jacob: shit

by Malleeeeeeee November 11, 2020

Reeseshead

Reese is a YouTuber who makes Roblox, Minecraft, and School Bus related videos. He started his channel in 2015 and has been uploading videos at least once a month. Reese is known in person for his skin disease, Vitiligo. The name "Reeseshead" is also commonly misspelled as "Reesehead".

Reeseshead is a cool YouTuber.

by ReesesheadYT February 8, 2021