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Queef whale

A person who is a cunt and dampens all fun party activities while also dampening everyone's vibe
Oh fuck, here come Jessica the queef whale. Don't let her kill your vibe bro
by Oakey-dokey May 12, 2016
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queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.
I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.
by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017
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queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.
Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?
by domylaundry November 6, 2017
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Queef on my Birthday

When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".
Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"

Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."

Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"
by Vestigialdud May 30, 2018
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Queef rapper

A rapper who's lyrical ability and reputation is quivalent to hot air escaping a vagina. He's a weak pussy and his words are pointless.
Tekashi turned into the poster child for queef rappers everywhere.
by Masterblasta77 February 18, 2019
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queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''
*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*
by ONANERING February 6, 2019
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Queef Wave

by Strayawise February 26, 2022
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