Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 9, 2009

Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

Pulling a Gelhaus

When a white trash man gets angry and puff there chest out like a pigeon and points there nose out like a bird's beak. often found with a riddling peppermint pig .

that dude was so mad he started to pulling a gelhaus on me .

by kprichmond925 July 6, 2020

Pulling A Klebold

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward

Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

pull a Julie

Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".

I'm working this weekend so I'm going to pull a Julie today.

by SSFunny March 13, 2018