pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by anonymous August 1, 2023

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023

pube (verb)

to pube someone is to rip their pubes out forcefully, whether for sexual or asexual purposes

puber: i am pubing you

pubed: oh no i am too aroused

puber: yes this is what happens when i pube (verb)

by themarshmallowkid September 5, 2023

Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

Hot BBQ pubes

A competition between two friends where you start by Rubbing bbq sauce on you and your friends pubes and having rough buttsex till the first one who erupts first has to shave all of their friends pubes off and lick them up along with the freshly came sperm

“Yo me and wood just had hot bbq pubes”

by Fishlips1 October 4, 2023

Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes

A throw away merkin, sold at Disneyland, and made of two circles of black pubic hair with a red bow in the center.

Greg and Chris wanted some kinky 70s porn star bush action back at the Disneyland Hotel, so Brad’s mom bought Disposable Minnie Mouse Pubes to wear over her freshly waxed minge.

by crjoker May 7, 2022

clear pubes

vicky’s pubes

Vicky got clear pubes y’all.

by anonymous November 12, 2022