Potate-no

1. Synonym for hell no; a more polite and funnier way to say it.
2. How potatoes say no.

1. Person 1: "can I have one of your cookies?"
Person 2: "potate-no!"

2. Potato 1: "do you have any cookies?"
Potato 2: "potate-no!"

by Thedreaminterpreter October 2, 2013

potato bop

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Potatii

Multiple potato. (Po-Tate-Eye)

Hey bruhhhhh, pass the potatii

No, get your own potatii

by Thatadamdude August 2, 2014

Potato

Sickest ️️lookin thing on the block

Jess: Bro is dat a potato
Cooper: Bloody oath it is m8

by Oldm8 September 28, 2015

Potato Printing

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

by park roadie January 11, 2016

Potato

1) A starch-filled crop, usually grown in bulk by farmers. Tastes great boiled and salted.
2) Someone who is excessively fat.

1) Hey man, could you bring me a bowl of mashed potatoes?
2) Get off the sofa, you fatass potato!

by The Epicest face ever July 26, 2016