Porn Lord

Someone who buys or downloads a lot of porn, therefore is the place to get your porn fix.

John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.

by A porn lord December 15, 2010

goblin porn

the name given to the random pages of porn you find in the wood, park etc.

guy1

"man theres goblin porn in the woods"
guy2
"i m on my way..."

by bradman491 May 5, 2009

Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

by Kerblasser April 12, 2010

dumpster porn

Porn that gets passed around between friends, usually on VHS or DVD.

"It's dumpster porn now man, everyone has seen it a million times."

by Kevin Fusco January 25, 2007

free porn

The best kind of porn there is.

Anyone know where I can snag some good free porn around here?

by blitzdguy March 16, 2009

Insight Porn

Blog posts, videos, podcasts, and other media that stimulate the mind to the point of epiphany, without actually producing any real education. Insight Porn targets mainly nerds, who may sit in their bedrooms reading their computer screen when other people are out socializing. Too much of this type of pornographic material can cause feelings of moral superiority.

Me: You have to watch this TED Talk.

Girl in my college class: Stop sending me links to Insight Porn.

by metamusoul January 2, 2018

bitch porn

Usually a 15 year old with a 7 year old child mind would say this to a bunch of kids over a game as an insult if he loses and they start laughing at him

YOU LITTLE KIDS WHAT KIND OF BITCH PORN IS THIS

by DaMatterFox January 12, 2018