The front porch 

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick

I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend

The front porch by Freaky porch September 29, 2024

Route 7 porch swing

An old man that sits on his porch swing with a completely flaissed penis and a home style good ole country wife rimmie while rimming him with the most ransom booty juice to ever grace that old dirty basterd lips. Followed by one hefty load of old man baby juice

Me and my son passed a good ole route 7 porch swing while driving to drop my son off cat his moms (we’re divorced)

Route 7 porch swing by HotyMcShawty April 18, 2026

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

iced tea on the back porch by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024