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lacrosse player

Kids that started baseball when they were younger and quit to start playing lacrosse because they were a disgrace to the game of baseball. They are also douche bags who think they are hot shit and lacrosse is the greatest sport ever even though they probably suck at that too.
lacrosse player: baseball is so boring

baseball player: thats because you sucked

lacrosse player: no the outfield was so boring

baseball player: exactly you played the outfield because you sucked

lacrosse player: (tries to get out of conversation) well i gotta go to lacrosse practice

baseball player: ok have fun playing with your shaft with other guys
by lacrossesucksballs June 2, 2009
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Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.
I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!
by nameismatt June 14, 2018
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player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.
When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.
by urbanlifestudent December 16, 2008
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Gacha player

99% of all the gacha players fake attention and say they are sexually abused by their parents. They always say that they want to die, but I can assure you that if you point a nerf gun against their head they will beg for their life. Long story short, they are just fake.
Boy-"Hey, can u explain to me why that girl is always posting weird suicidal posts on her Instagram?"
Girl-"She is a gacha player.
Boy(to himself) -" it finally makes sense now... "
by YouCanSuckMyDuckForABuck June 22, 2020
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Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot
Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know
by Trombone gang December 22, 2022
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Brexit player

Massive tall English players usually bald and apart if the EDL. Don't have a first touch smash the ball as hard as they can. Only will score goals with there head or a penalty straight down the middle
by Sean dyche April 23, 2022
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Fifa player

A dumbass who spends 60 euros each year for the same game and criticizes every other game that “isn’t realistic
Alex: “dark souls sucks, it’s not realistic, you should try a real game like fifa 22”
Luke: “shut up fifa player”
by Monkeeeeeee December 1, 2021
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