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God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021
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Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App
“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
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ping pong ball

I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.
Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.
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Ping

A discordant note, used acoustically to evaluate sound in a room.
Listening to him speak, was a ping to my ears!
by DoctorStephen July 24, 2021
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ping pong

In a 2 male 1 female 3 some where the female is taking dick from one male and his balls are bouncing against her pussy and she's giving the other male head and his balls are bouncing against her face.
Person 1: Did you guys ping pong Kayla last night?
Person 2: Yeah we totally did her face and ass were bruised from our balls it was crazy
by phantmmm February 19, 2022
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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Ping

The laziest and rudest way to start an online chat
I don't give two cents whether you're a stranger or my families, if you PING'd me instead do a proper greetings to start a chat, i'll ignore your chat, block you, and then report your chat as a spam.

You need to learn some basic Netiquette
by Sir. B August 13, 2021
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