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the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"
last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.
by the phantom May 23, 2004
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spring peeper

Once the warm weather rolls around in spring time, perverts come out and peep into your windows.
i was watching t.v. on a warm march night and noticed a spring peeper looking in my window.
by catpuke March 27, 2013
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corner peeker

Perpetrator of sneakiness; one who looks to be sneaky of an unsuspecting public; a person who looks around corners; a sneaky bastard
Wow, that Billy is a real corner peeker. He's a sneaky bastid.
by Billy Bourqs November 10, 2013
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Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth
The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler
by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017
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jack peevers

Insanely racist, cannot stand any member of any other races. He does however have an incredibly massive cock, and drops the freshest memes anyone on the planet has ever witnessed in their lives. If burning people at the stake were a career, he would be a professional. Every single girl on the planet gets absolutely drenched whenever they hear, see, or smell the presence of Jack Peevers anywhere near them.
"Oh my God! I just got the hardest pounding ever by Jack Peevers!! I won't be able to walk properly for months!"

"Woah, do you see that?! He's wearing four pairs of jeans but I can still see Jack's massive cock imprint!"
by Dwilks69420blazeit December 18, 2017
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Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.
Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.
by Ctown217 June 10, 2018
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shy peter

One who insecure about their penis
Simon Torres Boo is such a shy Peter
by Snoop Dizzle Torres Bajitos September 5, 2018
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