park a darkie

To defecate, do a poo, to go to the toilet, number 2
-to sit upon the toilet seat and lay a good healthy brown faecal log into the bowl.

Parked a darkie, parking a darkie
also spelled darky

Houseboy: "Would you like a massage now, George?
Clooney: "Not now, I'm about to go park a darkie."

by jujickson January 25, 2014

Ray Parks

Bad ass motherfucker. Ladies man with a tongue that pleases women turning them into quivering mounds of sweaty flesh.

He Ray Parks'd her so good, she looked like a melted bowl of vanilla ice cream.

by LickerLiquor February 10, 2014

roosevelt park

A small suburb of Muskegon and the only suburb worth mentioning that doesn't consist of a primarily destitute and impoverished ghetto. Is literally the size of 1 square mile.

Hey man, where you from?

I'm from Roosevelt Park, the only part of Muskegon worth anything!

by thatkidfromrooseveltpark April 7, 2011

Tom Parked

A term used to describe someone when they are unconscious 10 minutes into the party.

Dude, you got so Tom Parked!

It's only 8PM and he is already fully Tom Parked.

I can't believe he is Tom Parked already. At least we didn't force it down his throat.

by TomParkedMeaning April 16, 2017

grange park

A park near Much Music headquarters in Toronto, ON, Canada.
A place where you can ALWAYS get weed.

everyone was dry, so we went to grange park

by Velvokai May 27, 2005

Sean Park

A guy who loves his hair. Doesn't focus on school that much but is committed with his gaming. Sean Park's are likely to get girlfriends before you and look pretty much like a K-pop star. Usually have intelligent friend/s.

Overall are nice and are good people to hangout with.

"That guy is such a Sean Park".

"Hey, you should probably stay away from that Sean Park...".

by Lelboy529 July 4, 2017

Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.

Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

by Dawgmum November 15, 2009