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pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.
Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan
by PGY25 April 8, 2025
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ur grandmam a pan

An insult even worse than ur grandpap a trap. Every time someone uses this, they explode into a million pieces
Joe: hey ur grandpap a trap
Fred: oh yeah well ur grandmam a pan
Joe: *explodes*
by Pappy 6969 May 22, 2018
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deep panned

To be fucked hard by a pizza shop owner.

Slang also used about sex when none of the people (or animals) having sex are associated with pizza.
"Last night I was deep panned so hard"
"I gonna deep pan that girl tonight"
by Longtimeman January 27, 2018
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Sauce Panning

The process of taking a jar of marinara sauce and dumping it onto your partner’s anus or vagina while they’re on their back, as well as onto their stomach, Potentially infecting them but also working as an edible lubricant. Can be enhanced with fucking them using it as actual lube.
Riddick: “Ha! Lilly and I Sauce Panned last night! She enjoyed me licking the Marinara sauce out of her!”
Creg: “I did the same thing with Beth a few months ago. It worked for a while, but now she has maggots!”
Tom: “At least Lilly and Beth were clean; Nancy was on her period and I couldn’t tell the difference, But god is Sauce Panning good!”
by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020
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pan-meta theory

Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.

An addendum to triene-ism.

Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.

At no point is your intention missing its components.

Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
by flightfacilities May 16, 2022
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sucking the old pan handle

Sucking a cock, while continually jacking it off with one or two hands and waiting for the gravy
Sally the local slapper sure does love sucking the old pan handle, before catching all the gravy.
by pan handel sucker May 2, 2018
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pan your chiken

A meaningless threat to use against your son
And the stanimal said im gonna pan your chiken.
by Yeeeyeeeye January 25, 2021
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