panda nipples

Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.

The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"

by Mercy July 24, 2008

Panda Face

When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.

I panda faced that bitch last night son.

Song: Come on wit dat panda face,

come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,

now now shes got that panda face.

by Tommy Tommy salami October 5, 2010

Panda jerk

Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.

Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.

Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.

Ryan:*offended* Wha-

*everybody throws bamboo at him*

by LAWLZ OH HEY THERE May 5, 2009

Panda Sex

1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck

Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"

by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

the Panda song

Originally from Sifl and Ollie, it is a song about, well, pandas. There is an online video of it.

Here's famous lyrics -

"The pandas are coming, they'll rip your ass to shreds!"
"What kind of camoflage is this? Black and white? Hiding in an oreo factory maybe?"

That's the Panda song.

by Toee August 28, 2006

Shad Panda

The state of being unhappy, without cause for happiness.

I can't seem to be any good in bed, I'm a shad panda.

by AliceIn Wonderland September 18, 2003

PANDA PAWS

Afro American Negro male's hands that are half black and half white or Albino like (ala Michael Jackson like).

Hey LaQuanda, LaTrelle put his panda paws on yet another new girlfriend he got pregnant recently. Sad to say she got a terrible beating as a result of his big ole typical panda paws, you feel me?

by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo August 11, 2014