Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

by thedairyfarmer May 28, 2008

arms race

in the cold war, they raced to build the atomic nug. you take one hit, and you are permanently blazed.

arms race, Piff smoke in my eyelids

by kush in my ball sac April 11, 2014

Wikipedia Racing

A game played by two or more people, each with his or her own computer at hand. Players agree upon a Wikipedia article as the "target" before the race. On the count of three, all players click the "random article" link on the left side of the page to start each player off at a random starting point. By only clicking links on the articles, each player vies to be the first to get to the "target" page.

Notes:
-Players ARE allowed to use the "back" button on the browser
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use links on the left side bar of Wikipedia (main page, etc.)
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use the "Categories" link at the bottom of the page, but other lists (e.g. Forbes 500 companies, etc) ARE allowed.

Wikipedia Racing Game:

Target: Orange (color)
3...2...1... "random article"
"Famous Russian Gymnasts" ...shit.
-Russia
-Education in Russia
-Science
-Physics
-Electromagnetic Spectrum
-Orange
Yell: "EAT IT BITCHES!!!"

by LMLF May 14, 2011

Tugboat Race

When two men in 69 position jack each other off while moterboating each others balls.Whoever cums first is the Tugboat Race winner.

Ick!I just walked in on Steve and Rodney engaged in a Tugboat Race.It looked like Steve was winning.

by DocChase June 22, 2010

racing troll

Breed of female Australian horse racing attendee who, after consumtion of alcohol, becomes possibly the most obnoxious skank imaginable. By the end of any given race day, said racing trolls can be found vomiting in gutters, arguing with bouncers or generally making complete cunt's of themselves inside pubs.

"Watch out for the racing trolls at the end of the bar - they'll ride anything home."

by DGS October 08, 2006

Box Race

Teams of 2 (or more if you're soft) race to drink a box (24) of beer.

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Heading round to Dazza's for a box race while we watch the cricket"

by nit3visi0n October 09, 2009

Ambien Racing

Racing against Ambien. Drive until you're around 20 minutes from your house and then pop 2 Ambien. Try to beat it home.

Hey, Matt gots 2 Ambien. Grab your friend and your car, let's go Ambien Racing.

by Your Other Left July 21, 2012