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Dink Muscle

A way of describing a person who acts in such a way of inconsistencies compared to others.
Boy oh boy, Billy is acting like a dink muscle today. Look at him barge through the line to load up on seconds.
by GMA-4-Me December 28, 2018
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turd muscle

English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."

Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"

E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014
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Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.
Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"
by craigellachie March 1, 2022
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broke a muscle

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.
-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.
by Streatspear April 5, 2025
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beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
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love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.
oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.
by MrBarv August 1, 2022
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Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.
Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
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