For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008
Get the first wankmug. To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008
Get the Wank in the bankmug. by Jason Rainbow October 3, 2006
Get the Batty wankmug. Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
Get the Wank Cabbagemug. That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.
- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
by Blitz Kvlt May 5, 2014
Get the wank popmug. The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
Get the Dangerous wankmug. masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Ryem May 2, 2016
Get the flop wankmug.