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first wank

For some, the most important date in their sexual life history. Often connected to naked Claudia Schiffer, Sharon Stone or some other now elderly celeb. Usually celebrated with a long masturbation session.
Oh, today is the 20th anniversary of my first wank! I have to find a copy of Basic Instinct to celebrate it!

A: When did you lose your virginity, dude?
B: Hmmm, I can't tell you that. I can tell you about my first wank.
A: But you're 30 man...oh my goodness...
by Satan's Cock May 14, 2008
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Wank in the bank

To masturbate prior to a date where you are pretty sure you will get a shag. Having already ejaculated some hours before, the shag lasts its maxmum time
Anne was hot, good job I had a wank in the bank or I would have blown my load before she even got her knickers off
by Slipstream222 August 11, 2008
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Batty wank

To masterbate only through stimulation of the anus and rectum (i.e. The arse)
by Jason Rainbow October 3, 2006
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Wank Cabbage

Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
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wank pop

That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.
- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
by Blitz Kvlt May 5, 2014
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Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
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flop wank

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.
by Ryem May 2, 2016
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