Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.

The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.

by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018

Scratch Paper

Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.

you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.

by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019

Magic Paper

referring to acid-infused blotter paper/tabs of acid (LSD)

Hey can you hook me up with some magic paper?

by Raco_ February 9, 2023

paper persona

The voice of one's writings which embodies a completely different personality than that which is used naturally by an individual when speaking. Often times, there seems to be a formality which is uncharacteristic to the person that is used as a means of persuasion or description, even when writing to those to whom the individual is informal.

Following are two ways of conveying a message. First, using the paper persona, and second, using regular speech:
TEXT TRANSCRIPT
"There was a period of years where I, in a phase of morbid development, blamed myself for every occurrence of misfortune. However in recent days, I've learned to dissociate from that pattern."
SPOKEN
"For years, I just blamed myself for everything bad, man. But I've been working on it. I think I'm better now."

by sal mendez September 24, 2012

Sukadik Paper

When you don’t have anything else to say so you just say this.

Bryan: “...”
Gustavo: “Sukadik Paper!!”
Both: Lmaooooo

by Fishlame August 7, 2020