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‘Three Week Lockdown’

When you bamboozle a nation into several months of restrictions.
Mum: Nicola Stuergeon has recently revealed a ‘Three week Lockdown’ to avoid the spread of the Omicron variant.

……….. 9 months later

Three week lockdown still going strong. Only allowed outside to receive your 9th booster jab.
by 12th Booster Jab December 21, 2021
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Furry Chance Week

Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves

For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 3, 2022
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2 week rule

The established rule for describing major plot elements in a film. Wait two weeks, then you’re good.
1: Have you seen the new Joker film?

2: Hell yeah! The part where *spoiler* was fucking crazy!
1: Asshat! 2 week rule!
2: Shit, totally forgot.
by SteakNGravvy October 13, 2019
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National Couples Week

From November 3rd to November 10th Is National Couples Week! Make sure you cuff them girls quick!
National Couples Week is coming up so get yourself a girl quick!
by Pseudo Cracker November 2, 2019
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two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"
When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.
by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017
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Rail the owner week

Everyone gets to fuck the owner for an entire week from October 13th to October 20th
Ah damn its rail the owner week time
by Dinglechalk2 October 10, 2022
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Football Twitter This Week

Basically a stolen series where a virgin talks about other Virgins on the football section of a bird app. Abbreviation is FTTW
FTTW is the best series on twitter. UTD trey is being clowned in Football Twitter This week
by FTTW innit October 2, 2021
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