Obese Fatty Denise Patty

Friend: “What’s your fishes name?”
Me: “I don’t know, maybe Fatty Patty? Or Obese Denise?”
Friend: “How about Obese Fatty Denise Patty?”
Me: “GrEaT iDeA”

by XxAdriannaxX September 1, 2018

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Nasty Patty

A burger drowned in a fatty load of semen.
Typically oozing off the sides of the burger after being topped with the bun.

Sponge bob also makes the O.G. Nasty patty in Season 3 episode 44

After receiving some absolutely knarly road head, my girl asked me to nut on her burger aka: a nasty patty

by Don the goat September 24, 2022

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Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

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patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨

“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”

by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021

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Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!

Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.

Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best

by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 24, 2017

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