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chuck noriss

A misspelling of Chuck Norris.
Not Chuck Noriss, it's Norris - two R, one S!
chuck noriss by Steven X March 1, 2008
Type of a shy person with strangers. But when it comes to her siblings and friends, she talks and giggles alots. She is a quite unpredictable person. Personally, she is cute just the way she are.
I love to be Norisya's friend, she is very kind but naughty at the same time!
norisya by notabigdealloh December 27, 2016

Norrisized 

Verb. The act of causing a state of intense fear and panic, as one would be afflicted with when coming face to face with someone, such as Chuck Norris.
Man: Dude, so what happened?

Dude: I don't know, man. I was asking her out when this big, brawny guy came up out of nowhere and asked what I was doing with his woman.

Man: Did you fight him?

Dude: No. He norrisized me, man!

Norriscism

A religion started in late 2005 after Chuck Norris had become an internet fad. The religion is based around worshiping Chuck's amazing roundhouse kicks to the face and everyday prayer(watching "Walker Texas Ranger").
Sterling VA Norriscism chapter.
Norriscism by Bryan Nester April 13, 2006

Norristown Nose Job 

The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.
He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.
Norristown Nose Job by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014

Norristown

A Philly suburban town that is about 15 minutes away from Philadelphia and is the heart of Montgomery County. This town is known for its invention of the “Zep” sandwich and was founded in 1812. Along with this the Norristown area is a very ethnically mixed town with an Italian, Black, Jamaican, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Irish, and Polish dominancy. The section of Norristown with the highest crime rate is known as the “West End” where a heavy population of blacks, Mexicans, and other minorities live and since 2000 there has been a major increase in the Mexican population. Norristown’s government type was a Mayoral System until 2003 when Mayor Ted LeBlanc was kicked out of office. The government type since then has been a Municipality System. Although given a bad reputation by neighboring towns, Norristown is a pretty chill place. The cops are always responsive and cool and everyone in Norristown knows each other. It is home to the Elmwood Park Zoo which has been a great community effort to Norristown and is also home to many people including Mike Piazza, Jaco Pastorius, and Winfield Scott Hancock. The bad side to Norristown is that it has become a slight haven for criminals from Philadelphia and the most harmful part is the whole west end of Norristown. However every community in Norristown is tight nit and teens spend their days sitting on porches, getting drunk, rollin up, mixing beats and music, and going to the In And Out market and the 7-11 to just have a good time.
"yo, im headin to the farmpark in Norristown, Where you at?!"
Norristown by palokaprankster November 4, 2012