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Religion

Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.
by discustang March 23, 2022
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Religion

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"
Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust
by Aquadaddy July 26, 2022
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religion

the act of shunning people who do not believe in your imaginary friends. and the act of doing irrational things for the sake of a seat in a place that doesn't actually exist
religion made him/her hurt their friend who didn't believe
by totallylegityaweh June 28, 2022
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Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit
“Bro wats ur religion
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”
by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020
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Masonite religion

The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church
by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021
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The Religion of Peace

"The Religion of Peace" is a phrase that gained notoriety in the early 2000's after United States President George W. Bush used it following the 9/11 Attacks.

Though in popular culture, the phrase is used in an ironic manner to joke about Islamic Extremism in the world.
"Did you hear about the attack?"
"No I didn't. The Religion of Peace at it again?"
by OhioStateHater June 23, 2025
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